She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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