we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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