We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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