Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
His hands were made for my vagina.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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