check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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