I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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