So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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