I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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