Got a toothbrush?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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