Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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