I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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