yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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