i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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