I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
