i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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