Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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