They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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