Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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