Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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