: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
wat bout pragnant strippers??
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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