HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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