Sacagawea was the original milf.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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