remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Shame - the story of my life.
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