I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
