But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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