so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i permit you to call me
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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