dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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