Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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