WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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