We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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