So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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