used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I've blown a few things in my day
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
