You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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