that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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