We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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