I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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