im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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