Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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