Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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