I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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