Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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