But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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