that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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