Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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