i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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