Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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