Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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