Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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