omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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