i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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