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i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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