Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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