Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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